my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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