brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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