Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Panties = found
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