Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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