On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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