So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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