i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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