Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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