I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Hippo gnu deer
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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