so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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