My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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