and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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