Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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