wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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