Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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