question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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