I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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