I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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