Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Randomize
