the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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