Nicole vs. Life
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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