Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Randomize
