in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I need moral support for this bender
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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