My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
ok first of all what the fuck
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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