So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
