just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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