I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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