Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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