I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
