My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
