You work out of a Hotel?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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