She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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