I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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