i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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