I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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