He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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