I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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