did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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