I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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