I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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