All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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