what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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