Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
