i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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