32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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