kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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