she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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