No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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