It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This is my gift to your gina
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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