Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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