what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Come share oat with me in your robe
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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