Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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