Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He? As in you personified your dick?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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